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Bro, I Just Wanna Dance.

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks


landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh


gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*


kimpissible:

when your mom says no to mcdonalds

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teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that


tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter)